To begin the very tiny plot, Scotti browses an art gallery and stops to look at a picture that we don''t get to see (the camera is picture-eye-view). Sophie, playing the gallery owner, comes over and says that everyone sees something different. Scotti is transported into her imagination... She now plays a Scottish lady who asks her helper (Dale) to tie her up so she doesn''t give in to her urges. He does, strapping her down to a bed (with "ye olde velcro cuffs"), but soon undoes the bonds so they can give in to their urges together. Scotti''s a plump cutie and she gives an ok blow-job. Her big natural tits jut out nicely from the corset she''s got on and it all looks great in the doggy style anal. She gets pumped from behind by Dale (not a bad-looking guy) as she rubs at her clit. They flop to the side and she gets D.P.''d when she stuffs ye olde dildo in her snatch.

Briana Banks, the cover girl for this title, looks at the wall (after some terrible acting) and imagines herself crawling across a table to Mark Davis. Not a bad image to have as she makes her way over and lip locks with him. Briana is a view of all things wrong with the modern porn-starlet. Her tits are hideous bolt-ons (she should get her money back) and she''s so frighteningly skinny her thighs are nowhere near each other. She can, however, take a dick. Mark throat-fucks her, banging his cock into the back of her mouth, as she lays on the table. He also shoves many fingers into her ass. He gets up to four in her shitter, giving her a taste of them every now and then. It''s a nasty good time, but cheapened by Briana''s appearance. The anal is shot well, we see her speared on his thick cock as he holds her arms back and pulls hair. The anal moves through another couple of positions before she gets an O and he pops in her mouth. Too bad she''s kind of scary looking, the action was good.

After some preamble, there''s a funny spoof on silent films, with Nikita and Joel. It goes to color and we get sound back when the cock sucking begins. Nikita has a talented mouth. She sucks Joel''s rod to the very base without a hitch. She gets her hands into the mix for a great blow-job all around. There''s some fucking before Joel does the fingers in the butt trick, getting in four. The views are good and it leads to doggy style anal, revealing Nikita''s fine figure. The reverse cowgirl anal is hot, with her digging her fingers into her pussy as Joel fills her crack. Expert wiggling brings things to a head and she gets it in the face.

Tyce Bune starts off the next scene, staring at the mystery painting and imagining himself as a secret agent type who beats up ninjas (really). This leads to the sex with Dominica, a good looking red-head with a fine ass. She''s a decent cock sucker, but it''s her taut, lightly muscled frame that wins me over. She''s skinny, but not Briana skinny. He does some double finger work on her holes and a bit of standing doggy before they get to the reverse cowgirl anal action. The views are worthwhile. Dominica then gets put on her head from major gaping action. Tyce dips his wick in her ass and pulls out often to show off her wide-open hole. It''s what every secret agent does.

Dressed in nothing but fetish shoes, a ball gag, and a big dildo stuck in her cunt, she stays on all fours on a dais in the middle of the art gallery as patrons watch with wine glasses in hand. They disappear, leaving her alone with Chris. It''s a very sexy set-up, he (fully clothed) begins by working the dildo in and out of her pussy as he licks her starfish. Sophie then proves (without the gag) that she''s a prime knob gobbler. They do the doggy before the reverse cowgirl anal. Sophie''s sweet breasts are on display as are her limber legs. Chris lets out a roaring cum shot and then, all imagination aside, it''s revealed that the mysterious painting is in fact a mirror. Shocker.